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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults

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Brand new ADULT BOOK Free shippingIf You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for AdultsBefore they Go the F**k to Sleep, they need to Shut the F**k UpIf you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf. excellent for everyday use. superior materials and excellent craftsmanship ensure long-lasting durability.

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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults

Before they Go the F**k to Sleep, they need to Shut the F**k Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly elementary act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

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Product Name If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults
Category Books / Nonfiction Books
SKU SKU-1042137
Condition Brand recent
Availability ✓ In Stock
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Tyler Mitchell ✓ Verified Purchase
7 months ago · Oakland, CA
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Simply fantastic
At first, the If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults works well enough and it’s fine overall. Works fine so far.
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Brittany Turner​
11 months ago · San Francisco, CA
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Simply astonishing
So far, it is straightforward to use so I’m okay with it.
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Christina Evans
2 months ago · Cincinnati, OH
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James Brown ✓ Verified Purchase
6 months ago · Nashville, TN

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impeccable purchase
The If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults feels usable and practical.
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Rachel Scott
2 weeks ago · Dallas, TX
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